Men vs Women
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THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that
the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for
an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to
break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please
wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying
a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither
of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard
of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items
the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed
a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do
you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can
be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew
the coffee each morning.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.