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1. 20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar

2. Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

3. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

4. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

5. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

6. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

7. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

8. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

9. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

10. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

11. Eye Drops Off Shelf

12. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

13. Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

14. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe

15. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

16. Miners Refuse to Work after Death

17. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

18. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter

19. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Year

20. War Dims Hope for Peace

21. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

22. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

23. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

24. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

25. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

26. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

27. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

28. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

29. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

30. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

31. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

32. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

33. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

34. March Planned For Next August

35. Blind Bishop Appointed To See

36. Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip

37. L. A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

38. Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through

39. Latin Course To Be Cancelled--No Interest Among Students, Et Al.

40. Diaper Market Bottoms Out

41. Croupiers On Strike--Management: No Big Deal

42. Stadium Air Conditioning Fails--Fans Protest

43. Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

44. Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to Goose Hunters

45. Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based

46. Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store

47. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

48. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

49. Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice

50. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

51. Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin

52. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

53. Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man

54. Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy

55. Autos Killing 110 a Day--Let's Resolve to Do Better

56. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

57. Half of U. S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation

58. Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years